😤the grind😤😤NEVER👏STOPS 👏💥100 battles💥 EVERY DAY🤜🤛 No sleep 😴😴always on the clock🕚🕖🕞24/7😤type matchups 🍃🔥💧 NEVER FAIL 🙅🙅💯claiming the championship 🏆🏆🏅but also 🥺🥺YOUR FRIENDSHIP 🫶💕

FUCK YOU NIMBASA CITY! if you're dumb enough to take public transit this weekend, you're a big enough schmuck to come to the Battle Subway. Joltiks! Pokemon that use Earthquake! No Legendaries! If you think you can win 20 battles at the Battle Subway, you can kiss my ass! It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, that you'll battle for this bullshit GUARANTEED! If you find a better Battle Facility, shove it up your ugly ass! you heard us right, SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS! Bring your team, bring your starter, bring your IV trained Pokemon, WE'LL WIN THEM ALL. That's right, we'll win ALL OF THEM! Because at the Battle Subway, you're fucked six ways from Sunday. Take a hike, to the Battle Subway: home of MULTI TRAINS - that's right - MULTI TRAINS. How does it work? If you can win 20 battles in a row, and not fuck up, you get to fist-fight us! Don't wait! Don't delay! DON'T FUCK WITH US, or we'll rip your Pokeballs off. Only at the Battle Subway: the only Battle Facility that tells you to FUCK OFF! HURRY UP ASSHOLE! This subway train leaves the minute after you board it, and you better not lose once, or you're a dead motherfucker. GO TO HELL! Nimbasa City’s Battle Subway. From the most filthy and exclusive the meanest sons-of-bitches in the region of Unova- GUARANTEED!

I KNOW EEVEE SUCKS ASS.
I KNOW ABSOL SUCKS ASS.
I KNOW USING THEM PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
I KNOW REFUSING TO USE RESTRICTED LEGENDARIES PUTS ME AT A HUGE DISADVANTAGE FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER.
WHEN I MAKE POSTS THAT CLEARLY STATE:
I WILL NOT BE CHANGING THE SPECIES.
AND
I MIGHT CHANGE DRAGAPULT. AND ONLY DRAGAPULT.
THAT DOES NOT MEAN I AM NOT WILLING TO TAKE ADVICE AND CRITICISM, JUST BECAUSE I GET PISSED AT PEOPLE WHO INSIST ON THINGS THAT THEY KNOW I KNOW.
I KNOW MY TEAM SUCKS ASS. I NEED TO KNOW WHAT TO EQUIP THEM WITH TO MAKE THEM SUCK THE LEAST AMOUNT OF ASS.
SAY IT WITH ME NOW:
NATURES
EVS
IVS
MOVES
ABILITIES
HELD ITEMS
OR EVEN JUST THE ROLES THEY SHOULD PLAY
OR STRATEGIES ON HOW TO USE THEM
I WILL ACCEPT ADVICE ON LITERALLY ANYTHING EXCEPT THE SPECIES OF MY TEAM MEMBERS.
IT'S NOT HARD TO WRAP YOUR HEAD AROUND.

anyone can drink monster HOWEVER ppl should be mindful that it is part of emo / goth culture so drinking it / taking pics with it for an ‘ aesthetic ‘ if ur not alt can actually be considered offensive so just b careful !!